Some people carry emotional baggage. You carry it in style.
The Emotionally Unavailable Since 1994 tote is for the ones who’ve been done with the drama since dial-up, and have the receipts to prove it. Made for sassy errands, spontaneous boundaries, and not texting back.
🎧 90s kid vibes with commitment issues 📦 Holds everything except your ex’s opinions 🎀 Sturdy, sassy, and 100% emotionally detached
This bag says what your face already told them. Stay iconic. Stay unavailable.
Product features - 100% natural cotton canvas for durability and eco-friendliness - Vibrant, crisp colors that showcase your unique designs - Lightweight at 6 oz/yd² for easy carrying - Generous size of 15" x 16" to hold your essentials - Convenient self-fabric handles for comfortable carrying.
Care instructions - Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
